Different Christians in Our Church Today: Are You One of Them?

ENGLISH VERSION

Different kinds of Christian:

1. CRIES-tian - faith is based on emotions not on the Word of God - crybaby.
2. CHISRRITA-tian - is irritated  with a lot of people in the Church, such as the worship leader, pastor, church's doctrines, irritated by the person sitting next to him/her and even in him/herself.
3. CURSE-tian - church goer with untamed tongue.
4. CHRISDWARF-tian - a long time attendee but doesn't matured spiritually, the Church is the only place where he can pray and read his Bible.
5. CHAIRS-tian - a kind of Christian who is marking a hole on the chairs or on the pew of the sanctuary, indifferent, unconcerned, contented by just sitting and doesn't care about the people in his surroundings.
6. CRISIS-tian - a kind of Christian that is super spiritual in the times of crisis, but super carnal if the situation is alright - and nowhere to be found when things are doing good for him/her.
7. CRUSH-tian - common among youth, they are inspired because of their crush, they are motivated by their crush not with the Lord, loves to attend Evangelis-chicks meeting, Bible Steady and Disci-Fling", instead of "Seek first..." Chick first...(vice-versa)
8. CARES-tian - a kind of Christian who is preoccupied with the cares of this world, always looking for relief, when the message is about giving, he/she is not attentive.
9. CARESS-tian - very emotional and sensitive, longs to be caress, if the pastor or church leader failed to notice him/her, she'll transfer to other church.
10. CHRISTUMMY- tian - a kind of Christian who goes to church because of occasion and feasting, loves to eat but doesn't want to share...
11. GENUINE CHRISTIAN - inspired by the love of God, inspired by the Word of God, with transformed life, fruit of the Holy Spirit, blessing to God and to others...

What kind of Christian are you?

Thanks to Pastor Alfred Yumul of Jesus Never Fails Church for a wonderful insight...amazing revelation from God! May this open the minds of our fellow-Christians, that we may all desire to be transformed into the likeness of Jesus and become a GENUINE CHRISTIAN God wants us to be!